Total Medals Earned: 38 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 410 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (70/80 points)
play as female
play the game as a male
become a master of croquet
slay a demon
slay a dragon
ride a narwhal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
destroy everything
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/45 points)
Throw up a food item
Bounce on a spring
Push a button
You are dead
Enter the Earth
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)
You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!
You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3
You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!
You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!
You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!
You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!
You've unlocked all features and all the badges!
You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (75/500 points)
Crash 25 planes
Destroy the Piglion
Crash 300 choppers
Kill 2000 Troopah
94 consecutive kills achieved
Complete boss Jungle level with all 6 stars
Purchase 30 upgrades
Collect all stars in 44 levels
Medals Earned: 4/17 (85/480 points)
Killing King Kong
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the balloon
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/130 points)
Beat the farm levels.
Beat the urban levels.